Untranslatable Farmer’s Alliance

The mysterious Farmer’s Almanac began as a rumor but its existence was later confirmed by our archivists. Boldly illustrated, featuring botanical portraits and forest landscapes, it is a farmer’s almanac for newly arrived immigrants with advice on gardening, the weather, astronomy and more.

However, the tome is written in a strange mix of “Reo Taio” and local slang, making rendering it untranslatable.